Author Archives: eddiedeangelis

I thought that this was going to be the year that I went undefeated, but the Eagles absolutely fucked that idea up. Saquon was well on track then that second half offensive performance happened. Fucking dumb. Anyway, great week 3. Had multiple tight games, some stupid fucking trades, some egregious FAAB use for a teamContinue reading “The Weekly Report – Week 3 Recap”

Yeah yeah yeah. I didn’t write a blog last week. Grow the fuck up. I spent a lot of time trying to get ChatGPT to be as witty and funny as me so I didn’t have to write these anymore. Unfortunately, that shit fucking sucks at trying to be funny, so I am stuck withContinue reading “The Weekly Report – Week 2 Recap”

We are so fucking back. It has been a weird offseason. A.J. Brown is a Patriot, Kenneth Walker won a Super Bowl and immediately fucked off to Kansas City, DJ Moore somehow ended up with Josh Allen, Mike Evans is a 49er and there are about 15 other players I’m going to forget changed teamsContinue reading “The Weekly Report – Week 0 & Week 1 Preview”

There has long been a slanderous, fictitious notion that I only write blogs after I win. Will guess what you stupid bitches who say that? I put in all-time playoff performance in the semi-finals and did NOT write a blog despite the fact that I was about to play in my first ever championship. IContinue reading “The Weekly Report – Final Recap & Season Wrap Up”

Last year, the 3 & 4 seeds finally broke the two year curse of lower seeds winning. That curse is back to life though as we once again see the lower seeds put a beating on the 3 & 4 seeds. Let’s briefly recap the games. TVB Takes the Sad Dads to Skullfuck City AtContinue reading “The Weekly Report – Round 1 Recap & Semi-Final Preview”

I have been a massive slacker but am going to do my best to make up for it here. Let’s recap the year that was. In the meantime, please enjoy this beautiful photo I created of TBB’s double trophy season. SCS Week 14 Rankings Rank Team Points Trend 1 The Bitchin’ Batgirls 7300.54 ↔ 2Continue reading “The Weekly Report – Week 14”

Three weeks in a row pussies. What a great week. I’m so fucking back it’s not even funny. This has been a pretty fun year. There’s two clear teams ahead of the pack but there’s some serious parity and battles that will be going on for the last two playoff spots between 5 teams whichContinue reading “The Weekly Report – Week 9”

In a twist many few expected, we are going to get back-to-back weeks of blogging. You’re probably thinking to yourself “Eddie, is this really a good idea? I mean your place of work is in a bit of turmoil as high-level employees have been let go requiring you to help pick up the slack andContinue reading “The Weekly Report – Week 8”

Boys. It’s been a tough year for blogging. I kind of expected this to happen but I really thought I’d be able to sustain some type of blogging even if it was a small amount. Unfortunately, work has become increasingly challenging and the time for blogging has just not been there. I blame work butContinue reading “The Weekly Report – Week 7/Mid-Season Recap”

Week 2 blog was cancelled due to the national tragedy. Here’s an abbreviated recap. Batgirls skullfuck the short kings Sad Dads obliterate ZYN Dynasty who is on track to be the worst team in league history. Trans Cigs get their lick back against TVB The Funkles edge (hot) NIM in the game of the weekContinue reading “The Weekly Report – Week 3 Recap”