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The Weekly Report – Week 3 Recap

I thought that this was going to be the year that I went undefeated, but the Eagles absolutely fucked that idea up. Saquon was well on track then that second half offensive performance happened. Fucking dumb. Anyway, great week 3. Had multiple tight games, some stupid fucking trades, some egregious FAAB use for a team…

The Weekly Report – Week 2 Recap

Yeah yeah yeah. I didn’t write a blog last week. Grow the fuck up. I spent a lot of time trying to get ChatGPT to be as witty and funny as me so I didn’t have to write these anymore. Unfortunately, that shit fucking sucks at trying to be funny, so I am stuck with…

The Weekly Report – Week 0 & Week 1 Preview

We are so fucking back. It has been a weird offseason. A.J. Brown is a Patriot, Kenneth Walker won a Super Bowl and immediately fucked off to Kansas City, DJ Moore somehow ended up with Josh Allen, Mike Evans is a 49er and there are about 15 other players I’m going to forget changed teams…

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