Category Archives: The SUPER League

We are so fucking back boys. That stretch from Thursday to Monday with just non-stop football was absolutely incredible. Everything felt right in the world as our beloved football was back and I honestly forgot about all of the awful things going on in the world like the genocide being committed by Israel in GazaContinue reading “The Weekly Report – Week 1 Recap”

We are entering year 4 of the illustrious Super League. We somehow managed to make it three years without losing a team but over this offseason a soldier unfortunately perished. Due to the folding of the Spicy Boys, please welcome our new expansion (not really expanding) team Fantasy Football Team. FFT is ran by NIM’sContinue reading “The Weekly Report – Week 0 & Week 1 Preview”

The curse has been broken. After two straight years of lower seeds dominating the first round, the higher seeds have finally prevailed. Let’s dive into the two first round matchups. Glad Dads Finally Win The Sad Dads broke their two-year streak of losing their first playoff game by knocking off pesky ZYN Dynasty. ZYN Dynasty’sContinue reading “The Weekly Report – Round 1 Recap & Semi-Final Preview”

What a fucking final week. The highest scoring week by far this year as the top 3 scores on the year occurred. We almost got the highest all-time score as well. No game recaps this week. TPSK buried the Trans Cigs and helped the Spicy Boys get into the dance. Just remember that Spicy Boys…Continue reading “The Weekly Report – Week 14”

We are down to the final fucking week, and it is going to ROCK. Every single matchup actually matters for what feels like the first time all season. We have a 3-way battle for the final two playoff spots & two battles for higher seeding between the 1/2 spot & 3/4 spot. So Very LittleContinue reading “The Weekly Report – Week 13”

An exciting Week 12 saw us have multiple matchups up for grabs heading into MNF. There were some upsets, some near upsets, and some further disappointment for playoff-hopeful teams. The standings saw little shifting, but the playoff picture continues to get clearer. Let’s dive into it. Violet Gets a Victory I naively made this myContinue reading “The Weekly Report – Week 12”

Week 11 was a tumultuous week in the Super League. Some massive trades occurred which sent shockwaves through the league. Rumors of teams defecting from the league continue to swirl and I have had a hard time managing that situation. Below is an open letter to the league. Super League Nation, Last week was asContinue reading “The Weekly Report – Week 11”

Super busy. Don’t feel like recapping the games. Get over it. League is so fucking lopsided at this point that most matchups each week suck ass anyway. Luckily, we have a few this week that are actually worth discussing. SCS Week 10 Rankings Rank Team Points Trend 1 9 Inch Males 5626.62 ↔ 2 TheContinue reading “The Weekly Report – Week 10”

After the lowest scoring week of all-time AND on the year, Week 8 delivered the highest scoring week of the year by a pretty solid margin. The highest scorer of the year occurred by an unlikely team while the ZYN Cup rolled on in typical fashion with a massive upset. Sunday Night Miracle TBB hadContinue reading “The Weekly Report – Week 8”

The lowest scoring week in Super League History. Absolutely gross week of offensive football. And by that, I mean the football was simply offensive. Aside from the Ravens/Bucs game, most games were just absolute poop fest blowouts. Very bad. Very not demure. The “Fuck, I Won” Bowl A battle between two of the bottom feedersContinue reading “The Weekly Report – Week 7”