Super busy. Don’t feel like recapping the games. Get over it. League is so fucking lopsided at this point that most matchups each week suck ass anyway. Luckily, we have a few this week that are actually worth discussing.
SCS Week 10 Rankings
| Rank | Team | Points | Trend |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 9 Inch Males | 5626.62 | ↔ |
| 2 | The Bitchin’ Batgirls | 5293.76 | ↑1 |
| 3 | Sad Dads | 5010.33 | ↓1 |
| 4 | The Funky Uncles | 4224.12 | ↔ |
| 5 | Transgender Cigs | 3532.14 | ↔ |
| 6 | ZYN Dynasty | 3432.80 | ↔ |
| 7 | Spicy Boys | 3245.79 | ↔ |
| 8 | The Violent Beauregardes | 2726.41 | ↑1 |
| 9 | Choking the Belichicken | 2667.05 | ↓1 |
| 10 | The Portuguese Short Kings | 2527.27 | ↔ |
Coaches Poll Week 10 Rankings
| Rank | Team | Avg. Rank | Trend |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 9 Inch Males (3) | 1.25 | ↑2 |
| 2 | The Bitchin’ Batgirls (1) | 1.75 | ↓1 |
| 3 | Sad Dads | 3.25 | ↓1 |
| 4 | The Funky Uncles | 4.25 | ↔ |
| 5 | ZYN Dynasty | 5.00 | ↔ |
| 6 | Transgender Cigs | 6.00 | ↔ |
| 7 | Spicy Boys | 6.50 | ↔ |
| 8 | The Violent Beauregardes | 8.25 | ↔ |
| 9 | The Portuguese Short Kings | 8.75 | ↔ |
| 10 | Choking the Belichicken | 10.00 | ↔ |
The 2024 Zyn Cup – SF Recap & Final Preview
Semi-Final Recaps
Sad Dads defeat ZYN Dynasty: The Sad Dads rode their incredible first-leg performance in Week 9 to secure a victory in the Semi-Finals by a score of 287.89 to 267.85. ZYN Dynasty did not have enough juice but put up quite a valiant effort.
Nine Inch Males defeat The Portuguese Short Kings: NIM absolutely eviscerated the Cinderella story of TPSK. They handily defeated them in both legs with a final score of 311.68 to 197.97.
Final Preview
Sad Dads vs. Nine Inch Males
An absolutely glorious finale. Two of the top teams in the league for a chance to get the 2nd piece of silverware of the year. NIM come into the matchup already owning the first piece of silverware in the form of the community shield. On paper, NIM are projected to handle business and take home the trophy. However, after some deeper diving, Sad Dads are beneficiaries of some pretty weak matchups. I like them in the upset.
Stats & Info
Playoff Odds (According to the Computer)
QB Average as of Week 10
| RANK | TEAM | AVG |
| 1 | The Bitchin’ Batgirls | 32.35 |
| 2 | 9 Inch Males | 28.76 |
| 3 | The Funky Uncles | 26.51 |
RB Average as of Week 10
| RANK | TEAM | AVG |
| 1 | Sad Dads | 19.96 |
| 2 | 9 Inch Males | 18.31 |
| 3 | The Funky Uncles | 16.97 |
WR Average as of Week 10
| RANK | TEAM | AVG |
| 1 | The Bitchin’ Batgirls | 13.86 |
| 2 | ZYN Dynasty | 13.32 |
| 3 | Sad Dads | 13.70 |
TE Average as of Week 10
| RANK | TEAM | AVG |
| 1 | Choking The Belichicken | 14.61 |
| 2 | 9 Inch Males | 11.24 |
| 3 | ZYN Dynasty | 10.85 |
Loser List as of Week 10
| TEAM | WEEKS THEY WERE A LOSER | LEAGUE FUND MONEY |
|---|---|---|
| Funkles | Week 1 | $5 |
| The Violent Beauregardes | Week 2, Week 3, Week 7, Week 8 | $20 |
| ZYN Dynasty | Week 4 | $5 |
| Trans Cigs | Week 5 | $5 |
| Choking the Belichicken | Week 6, Week 10 | $10 |
| Spicy Boys | Week 9 | $5 |
Week 11 Preview & Picks
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The Spicy Boys are desperately trying to make themselves a playoff team and are doing an okay job at it. Unfortunately for them, the majority of the talent in the league is housed within the top 4 teams which has required them to settle for scraps. That being said, TVB is starting Caleb Williams so Spicy Boys get a much-needed win.
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The two worst teams in Super League history, historically speaking. This is a matchup that no one asked for. CTB have 8 median wins in their existence, 1 less than both NIM and TBB have THIS SEASON. TPSK on the other hand have 8 matchup wins all-time. A stat that NIM and TBB have also equalled this season. Tie.
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The Funkles reloaded on Wednesday after trading with a rebuilding team who isn’t exactly aware of how to rebuild. Funkles in a blowout.
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Sad Dads are coming off a brutal Week 10 and welcome in the frisky ZYN Dynasty. Despite ZYN Dynasty’s recent rise, Sad Dads are too good. Sad Dads get back on track.
GAME OF THE WEEK
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It’s the clear game of the week. It quite literally could be for the regular season title and the number 1 seed. Reports out of NIM are that they were so scared about this matchup that they went and got Davante Adams just for it. Both teams have some grueling matchups but it’s going to come down to one thing: Can Lamar Jackson defeat his demons and put on a performance against the Steelers (who he tends to suck ass against)? I don’t know the answer, but I am a sandbagger. NIM secure a victory that could all but wrap up the number 1 seed.
Signing off,
Your Beloved Commissioner
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